yes I understand it’s possible for jack bauer to go to the bathroom during only commercial breaks but STATISTICALLY SPEAKING we should have seen him do it at least once by now
I did tell the story… I told it again and again, but I made it funny. I made it so funny, they couldn’t stop laughing. Funny always makes the bad things go away.”
I just noticed whenever I forget a word I say “como se dice…” in the middle of an English sentence.
Which is Spanish for “how do you say…”
I am the Mexican Saison Marguerite.
one of u rats: *asks me for something*
me: *checks my hand written list of the people who reblogged my selfie* *doesn’t see you on it*